Today's comic may need some explanation. For devotees, you may remember today's featured character as "The Spoiler" from the old (and incomplete) Pirates story (which, is still very much canon - the title quote comes from the comic after that). For non-devotees, "The Spoiler" is a master of voodoo in a land of movies. He's a snitch and blackmails people with the ending to movies - the gravest sin of moviegoing.

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